Before we go any further... no, I have no aspirations to let others think of me as Superman (who need not dodge such a bullet, by the way), or Batman (who has a bullet-proof vest), or Captain America (with his shield) - I don't even think I'm Neo (who can dodge such bullets in slow motion) - what I'm saying is that 'dodging a bullet' be taken as an expression to mean I avoided an otherwise possible life-threatening situation.
What am I alluding to? Simple... Last New Years' I had the unfortunate experience to suffer a sudden case of L.B.M. (for those not familiar with the acronym's use, I'm sorry - but I shall not spell it out), after which, the exact opposite happened - for the next three days, I could not even break wind.
Now this was obviously an unpleasant experience for me, and in the process, I had not even been able to enjoy a brother-in-law's birthday celebration last January 3. To add to this predicament, I had an aching back. These were similar signs/symptoms to what my father-in-law experienced prior to his having to undergo an operation for colon cancer. So you could say that I was definitely worried about the same thing happening to me.
Needless to say, I scheduled a check-up with a doctor for my problems. After one consultation, the doctor recommended I have a colonoscopy - a process where the doctor sticks a tube (with a monitor) up one's rear-end and checks if there are any problems with the intestine...possibly some blockage.
The process is relatively painless - but that is because the patient will undergo said colonoscopy with the benefit of being under anesthesia - in other words, they'd be zonked out... which is literally what happened to me... zonked out, and I must say it was a wonderful dreamless state.
So here's my experience... one moment I'm being wheeled into the prep room and they pump water into the rear - to clean up the intestines - next, I'm already in the operating room where the procedure is to be done, and the anesthesiologist gives the anesthesia to me - all while the doctors talking about trivial matters... I'm told to count up to 20, and I can't recall up to when I counted, because the next thing I knew, I woke up in the recovery room - the process done.
So what was said bullet that I dodged? Apparently, the doctors found a single polyp in my intestine - this polyp happens to be the early stage of a possible cancer - you could call it a cancer-in-the-making; one that is still in its incubation period. This polyp, had it not been detected and removed, could eventually turn into a tumor - say after three to five years, and then become a full-blown cancer.
My father, sometime during his mid-50s also encountered this cancer and had to undergo a long arduous process of therapy and cobalt treatment... same holds true for my father-in-law right now. Both processes - as per their experience, was traumatic and expensive. My dad's fully recovered, while my father-in-law is still undergoing preventive maintenance, not to mention his having a bag attached to his side, where his waste materials go out.
Bottom line, I was able to nip the cancer in the bud with the process of undergoing a colonoscopy, and the polyp taken? No worries, as it was benign. Had I not, however, undergone this process, I would probably have suffered a similar cancer five to seven years down the road. I might have suffered having to undergo an operation, and having parts of my intestine removed; going through months of cobalt treatment, and years of preventive maintenance... not to forget the cost of the entire thing, which could easily reach up to the hundreds of thousands... if not millions.
So yeah... I dodged that bullet. Thank you, God... and to the wonders of today's medical science. Some people balk at the thought of having a colonoscopy - heck, I was worried when I thought about having to undergo it, but I guess it was more a fear for the unknown (both about process and possible outcome) - but it shouldn't be something to avoid.
My friend, Gerry, says that he wouldn't do such a thing - if its your time, its your time. I disagree. If I can have more time, by way of doing preventive maintenance, then why lessen your potential life span? Why not guarantee a long and healthy life? If such can be had? Wouldn't it be folly not to take advantage of what science and technology has to offer?
Our band loses a mainstay.
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Have I already shared the fact that I joined the High School Alumni band as
a vocalist? If not, I first joined them during our 40th anniversary year.
We pe...
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